McDONALD'S
DON'T BUY THE LIVERWURST
-Alan Sherman
McDonald's is your kind of place, hamburgers in your face
When you go to the delicatessen store, don't buy the liverwurst
So, when you go to the delicatessen store, don't buy the liverwurst
French fries up your nose,
mustard between your toes
Don't buy the liverwurst,
don't buy the liverwurst
Don't buy the liverwurst,
don't buy the liverwurst (CODA)
The last time I ate there, they stole my underwear, McDonald's is the place for me
I repeat what I just said before, don't buy the liverwurst, don't buy the liver - wurst
And if I eat
there every day, 400
pounds I soon will weigh,
Oh, buy the corned beef, if you must, the pickled herring you can trust,
And what do you sup - pose?
And the lox puts you in orbit, A-OK!
People's mouths will be agape, they'll see my body change its shape,
But that big hunk of liverwurst has been there since October first,
I'm sure I'll have to let out my clothes
(2nd verse)
And to-day's the twenty-third of May
(3rd verse)
CODA:
It'll make your insides awful sore, don't buy the liverwurst,
Don't buy the liver-wurst, don't buy the liver-wurst.
IT'S THE WURST!