Easter Bunny Letter Template - Adult Egg Hunt printable pdf download

Easter Bunny Letter Template - Adult Egg Hunt

The Easter Bunny

Dear Friend,

You barbarian. Let me preface: this is the Easter

Bunny. Yes, I know I’m fictional. I think we’ve both come

to terms with that by now. But I still take umbrage with

your choice of chocolate consumption this year.

From my complex surveillance tower here in the

South Pole (yes, that’s been my base of operations since

my failed North Pole siege against Santa in ’89,) I noticed

that you were buying chocolates shaped like bunnies. And

that their insides had been hollowed out. Further sources

indicate you were gnawing on their ears.

What kind of sick monster are you? This is a magical

holiday about bunnies and eggs (and Jesus is in there too

somehow,) and you’re using it to act out Silence of the

Rabbits. Well, it won’t stand.

You might notice you have no Easter basket this year.

No candy. No eggs. Check the fridge: I took your beer too.

And also maybe your watch. You don’t know. It’s time for

a truly epic Easter egg hunt, my friend. Anything’s game. I

hid it all.

So I suggest you get out there and start looking

unless you want one of the kids to find your wallet before

you do.

Happy Hunting,

Easter Bunny Letter Template - Adult Egg Hunt