Santa Letter Template printable pdf download

Santa Letter Template

Santa Claus

The North Pole

Dear Friend,

I’ve encountered some misunderstandings in my career and a lot

of it comes from people who don’t quite get that I don’t give out

gifts indiscriminately. There are a lot of gift requests that will

almost always be denied. It’s important to have reasonable

expectations, so please know that I will never deliver the

following, no matter how many times you ask:

Dangerous products that can hurt you (knives, guns,

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flamethrowers, etc.)

Items that are not for children (and nothing with an R rating!)

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Animals that require a lot of space or care. (I’m not a pet

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shelter, after all! Pets don’t like waiting at the North Pole

anyway. It’s too cold.)

Really expensive items. (The Elves unionized, and I’m on a

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pretty tight budget for labor and materials)

Anything your parents have already vetoed. (We’re in

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contact).

You’re always free to ask me for a gift, but please remember that

Christmas is about giving more than receiving.

Love,

Santa Letter Template