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5.5

Cheating. If cheating has been committed by the Girl, the Guy is entitled to hook-

up with Girl’s best friend/hot _______ in addition to smearing the words “Slut”,

“Skank”, “White Trash” or “Cum Bucket” as he deems fit. Consequently, if the

Guy has cheated on the Girl, she is entitled to half of his: _________, iTunes

songs, _____________ and a void of previous “Erectile Dysfunction Disclosure

Clause”.

5.6

Mutual Break-Up. In the very rare case of a mutual breakup, property goes to

Guy’s best friend who had to put up with this shit for way too long.

SECTION 6– MISCELLANEOUS

6.1

Standards. If partner A is more attractive than partner B, then a partner B must

make up for said unattractiveness through one, or a combination, of the following:

1) fantastic personality; 2) extensive reconstructive surgery; 3) really, really, really

good at oral sex; 4) willingness to walk 10 feet behind partner A when out in

public and not acknowledge relationship to A’s friends and family.

6.2

Pet Names. In the event that said couple wishes to call each other by “Pet

Names”, they will not do so in public in consideration of single people and the

weak stomached.

6.3

T.o.M. Guy shall always be informed, whether via phone, e-mail, text, or IM at

least one week in advance to the Girl’s “Time ofthe Month” (T.o.M). Guys really

hate Tom, he’s an asshole. See clause 2.5 for alternate means of satisfaction.

WITNESS OUR SIGNATURES, this the _____ day of __________, 20__.

_________________________

GUY

_________________________

GIRL

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