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SECTION 4 – PROHIBITED

4.1

Services Not Enclosed. Girl shall not, under any circumstances, allow said Guy to

______, _______, ______, put his _____ in her ___, or _______. Furthermore,

Guy shall not have to hang out with Girl’s annoying friend _______ more than

_____ times per week.

SECTION 5 – UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES – POST RELATIONSHIP

5.1

Break-Up. In the event of an unforeseen breakup, as in the case of cheating,

erectile dysfunction, and/or _______________, terms shall be met as follows.

5.2

Return of Possessions. Possession of items shall return to their original owner,

with the exclusion of gifts. Guy really wants his_________, favorite shirt, and if at

all possible the last ________ weeks/months/years (circle one) of his life back.

5.3

Erectile Dysfunction. In the unfortunate event of erectile dysfunction, more

commonly known as “limp dick,” Girl shall not disclose information to friends,

family or release said information on the Internet. Seriously, this is an important

clause. If you don’t remember any other clauses, remember 5.3, it’s really

important not to tell anyone. Especially your friend Jessica. She giggles every time

she sees me. I know you fucking told her! Well good thing for clause 5.4!

5.4

Your Secret Bitch! In addition, Guy will keep Girl’s secret: (to be disclosed at a

later date and initialed by Girl thereafter):

___________________________________________________________________

__________________________________________________________________.

Girl: ___ ___ ___

Furthermore, if the Erectile Dysfunction clause, FIVE POINT THREE, is broken,

then Guy gets to tell EVERYONE your dirty dirty little secret. That’s right baby,

everyone will know how your uncleway olestedmay ouyay!

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