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SECTION 2 – SEXUAL TIMELINE

2.1

In General. Girl agrees to perform first sexual act on or before ______-week

period of first “official date” in clause 1.1. She shall agree to the following acts:

__________, __________, reverse cow girl, ____________, ____ job, _________,

SO ON AND SO FORTH. The timeline is as follows:

2.2

H.J. See clause 2.1

2.3

B.J. Within _____ day(s)

2.4

Sex. Within _____ day(s)

2.5

Anal Sex. Within _____ day(s)

2.6

Threesome. In the event that a threesome may occur, both parties, Guy and Girl,

must agree upon the third party member. Guy, in most cases, shall specifically

demand a “No Dudes!” clause which must immediately be signed by Girl:

Signature: __________________________

Date: ___ ___ ___

2.7 Duties. In addition, Guy shall watch the following movies from start until finish, in

a cuddling position: __________, The Notebook, ____________, ____________;

and perform ____ ___ at least once a ____.

2.8

Completion Date. The sexual acts to be performed shall be completed on or

before the ___ day of __________, 20__ unless extended by Guy, in his discretion

(i.e. unfortunate timing of menstrual cycle). [In the event the work is not performed

timely as specified herein, Guy shall be entitled to hook-up with Girl’s hot

sister/best friend]

SECTION 3 – GIFTS

3.1 Presents for Birthday; Christmas/Hanukah, Chanukah, Hanukkah; and Valentines

Day shall be kept to a minimum of $____ and a maximum of $_____. If Guy writes

a song for the Girl, plays the song on his acoustic guitar and gives Girl a card he

made, all for cheaper than the minimum amount, he’s both creative and cheap.

Unfortunately, long written hand-made cards from girls will not suffice.

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